Amy and her boss were replacing a faucet yesterday.
They began by dutifully reading the instructions. Pretty soon they were laughing out loud at lines like “Good luck to you, and may all your coupling nuts turn freely,” and “Step 1G: Spit and drink a pop. See? We told you it was no fun to get that stuff in your mouth.”
Update: The PDF file and the Flash version of the printed instructions have since been removed from the PeerlessFaucet.com website — but at last check, a copy of PeerlessDeInstallEnglish.pdf was available elsewhere.