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Turkey, roasted past the expiration date

How long is a turkey good for?

Forgive me if I pause to discreetly gag while writing this, dear reader, but our house currently smells of roast wet dog. The lesson to be learned from this is that the expiration date of a fresh turkey should not be stretched — not even by a couple of days. We're not...

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Installing a new toilet

How to replace a toilet: First, break the old toilet

A couple of days ago, I successfully replaced our toilet's flapper assembly. However, something was still not quite right. The flush handle was bumping into the tank lid, and it clearly needed a small adjustment. So on Thursday afternoon, I grabbed an adjustable...

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Shirts air-drying on a shower curtain rod

Laundry tips: How to keep clothes looking new longer

Washing machines, dryers, laundry detergents, and fabric softeners can turn your magnificent new apparel into lint in no time. Want to still be wearing the garments you bought last weekend well into the 2020s? Sure you do. Here are my top seven laundry tips for...

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Faucet deinstallation instructions by Peerless

Faucet instructions from Peerless are funny

Amy and her boss were replacing a faucet yesterday. They began by dutifully reading the instructions. Pretty soon they were laughing out loud at lines like "Good luck to you, and may all your coupling nuts turn freely," and "Step 1G: Spit and drink a pop. See? We told...

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House at 4821 5th Avenue in Kenosha, Wisconsin in winter

Kenosha apartment, 5th Avenue

Kenosha, Wisconsin — The ramshackle upper flat on Kenosha's small boat harbor where we spent 17 quick years. $variable({"type":"content","value":{"name":"post_tags","settings":{"before":"Filed...

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Reading a book: The Masks of God: Creative Mythology, by Joseph Campbell

Reading Joseph Campbell

Kenosha, Wisconsin — Reading Joseph Campbell's The Masks of God: Creative Mythology at home on the sofa. $variable({"type":"content","value":{"name":"post_tags","settings":{"before":"Filed...

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Apartment kitchen table, Kenosha, Wisconsin

Kenosha apartment kitchen table

Kenosha, Wisconsin — The kitchen of our apartment in Kenosha, Wisconsin. $variable({"type":"content","value":{"name":"post_tags","settings":{"before":"Filed under:","after":"","link_to_term_page":"on","separator":"...

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Mark Czerniec's home office in Kenosha, Wisconsin

Home office in Kenosha, with feet up

Kenosha, Wisconsin: At home in my office with the sounds of the harbor outside. $variable({"type":"content","value":{"name":"post_tags","settings":{"before":"Filed under:","after":"","link_to_term_page":"on","separator":"...

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Mark Czerniec's feet in a bathtub

My feet in the bathtub

Kenosha, Wisconsin — We had a deep, old clawfoot bathtub in that apartment on 5th Avenue. In lucid dreaming, there’s an exercise that involves finding your feet or your hands as a first step in establishing your identity and...

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Web designer Mark Czerniec in his home office in Kenosha, Wisconsin

Home office in Kenosha, Wisconsin

Kenosha, Wisconsin — Self-portrait: At work on an Apple computer workstation in my home office, surrounded by books. $variable({"type":"content","value":{"name":"post_tags","settings":{"before":"Filed...

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